Reverend Paul just received this message:
Dear Reverend Paul,
I recently found an unaddressed envelope in my mailbox! I would usually toss something like this out, but I’ve had quite a bit of time to spare. My cat Sneakers is a bit bored with all my attention, or maybe just her usual sleepy!sleepy puffball self. It’s a bit hard to tell. Anyway, I opened it came across this note.
This feels so mysterious, please withhold my name.
Thank you so much for your help,
Anonymous and Sneakers